HERE HE GOES, AGAIN ...

JOHN KERRY WITH AN EAR OF CORN IN EACH HAND ...

NOW, HE'S KORNY KERRY ... ANOTHER DUKAKIS MOMENT ...

ALSO, HE DID A POSE, PRETENDING HE WAS LEONARDO DiCAPRIO,

ON THE SINKING TITANIC ... KERRY IS A DISATEROUS CANDIDATE